I heard this song only once on an alternative radio station sometime in the mid-90's. I have no idea about the artist or the title. Maybe someone out there can help me. Lyrics follow. I have since found out that this song is called "Malibu" by Chick.
If I were Malibu Barbie, and you were Suntan Ken,
I'd probably dump your ass for G.I. Joe, cause he's macho, oh
If I were Marcia Brady, and you were Keith Partridge,
I'd probably cheat on you with Davy Jones, oh whoah oh
You don't care that I don't care at all
I'm using you!
You don't care that I don't care at all
If I were I Dream of Jeannie, and you were Melrose Place,
I'd probably blink my eyes and send your ass to Lost in Space
You don't care that I don't care at all
I'm losing you!
You don't care that I don't care at all
You know, I think you're kinda stupid
Why can't you get it through your big fat head
I hate you, I wish you were dead
You don't care that I don't care at all
I'm using you!
You don't care that I don't care at all
etc
Maybe if I don't figure this out I'll release it as a single and wait to get sued.
Note: the above lyrics have been edited now that I have obtained the CD
